P-Mate Let Women Pee Like Men
Isn’t it so weird seeing women pee like man? But this wacky innovation does help women to pee by standing up. Actually it really useful during camping, long trip, long hiking or when or where women can’t find a toilet.
How to use it?
1. Simply pop open the P-Mate and move your panties aside and place the cupped area under the flow area between your legs.
2. Have the funnel facing slightly downwards.
3. Relax and pee.
4. Dispose of in the garbage.
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My advice: learn to pee standing. Here’s how:
Step 1: stand facing downhill or stand on a flat surface.
Step 2: if wearing zippered pants, unzip fly and take crotch of underwear to side. If wearing pants with an elastic waist, lower the waist of underwear and pants in front (don’t pull pants all the way down). If wearing a skirt (this is recommended for beginners), lift skirt in front and either lower waistband of underwear or pull crotch of underwear to side.
Step 3: use both or just one hand to spread your labia and pull up. I recommend using both hands to start out with because it offers a greater amount of control.
Step 4: begin peeing hard and then back off a little bit to minimize drips and spraying. End hard.
Tips:
I recommend practicing in the shower and at home before you attempt in public. It took me about five months to learn it and now, two months later, I have mastered it. Just so you know, you will fail the first few times you attempt it (that’s why you try it in the bath first) but whatever happens, NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER because the frustration and clean-up is ALL worth it. If this helps, you might consider that the amount of time it takes you to learn it is less than the amount of time it takes for guys to. Just always THINK POSITIVE and imagine how awed people will be by your talent. When they waste time scrambling to find toilet paper and a place to hide, all you have to do is turn away from prying eyes and cooly relieve yourself without exposing any more skin than men do (less, in fact because nothing sticks out. Even if people see you from the side, they will not see anything important!). Have fun, keep dreaming, and above all, THINK POSITIVE!