I never want to kill this guy. But frustration levels rising, and I would like to vent my office frustration….so I stab him with ….emm….a pen??

This pity red guy named Fred, he was born to be killed. Although you spike Fred through the heart. He won’t feel it, because he is dead. Your pen will stay in an upright position for the next time you need it. And your frustration will have dissipated. That is why the dead Fred live on this world. Okay, cut the crap, Dead Fred is only a pen holder.